Are Politicians Smarter than Animals?

August 24, 2014 12:02 pm

Animals often make humans laugh, so we thought it would be fun to turn the tables. Who could do a better job than our elected officials?

Are_Politcians-1*Do you know which leaders made these quotes famous?

”A zebra does not change its spots.”

“I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.”

“It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.”

“If Lincoln were alive today, he’d probably roll over in his grave.”

“We are going to have peace, even if we have to fight for it.”

“Look, John’s last-minute economic plan does nothing to tackle the number-one job facing the middle class, and it happens to be … a three-letter word: jobs. J-O-B-S, jobs.”

“I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy – but that could change.”

“During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet.”

“Over the last 15 months, we’ve traveled to every corner of the United States. I’ve now been in 57 states? I think one left to go.”

“They misunderestimate me.”

”During my service in the United States Congress I took the initiative in creating the Internet.”

”I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future.”

”I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.”

”My mother believed and my father believed that if I wanted to be president of the United States, I could be, I could be Vice President!”

”Folks, I can tell you I’ve known eight presidents, three of them intimately.”

”Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.”

”I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn’t study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people.”

“Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, ‘Thank God, I’m still alive.’ But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again.”

Who said that? We will give you a hint. These slips-of-the-tongue were made by the following:

Joe Biden
Dan Quayle
Al Gore
George W. Bush
Barack Obama
Gerald Ford
Barbara Boxer
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Dwight David Eisenhower

* Hey photographers: I got an e-mail from one of my friends with a bunch of these doggie images. If any shots are yours let me know and I’ll give you a photo credit. Thanks, Stephen